Liar.

I've been nice to people I dislike just to get some drama out of my life.
I've said things to boyfriends I've had that I didn't really think just so they would stop complaining.
I've told friends that I can't help them with their problem just because at times I don't really care.
I've told my parents that I don't do certain things just so I don't get into trouble.
I've broken promises to play games or something with my siblings just so they'll do something for me.
I've smiled and told people that nothing bothers me just so you won't ask me about my day.
I've told that things came up just so I don't have to go wherever they wanted me to go with them.
I've been two-faced to people just so I don't have to be torn up by picking sides.
I've made up stories about my life just so you won't feel sympathy for me about my life.
I've nodded my head when people ask if I understand  just so you won't repeat yourself.
I've told  that I've told them a billion times before even if I haven't just so I don't have to repeat myself.
I've plagiarized writing for some classes just so I don't have to do my work.
I've pretended I was in a bad mood so just so I don't have to hear you talk to me that day.
I've said my phone hasn't been working right just so I don't have to answer your phone calls.

I've said so many lies and been a complete dick just so I can get by easily on certain things in my life.

As a man once said:

"Oh well, the truth doesn't matter anyway."