Step Brothers

"Okay, here's the shot out of the cannon: Oprah, Barbara Walters, your wife. You gotta fuck one, marry one, kill one, go!"

"We're here to fuck shit up!" 

"Robert better not get in my face... 'cause I'll drop that motherfucker!"

"I'm going to take a pillowcase and fill it full of bars of soap and beat the shit out of you! "

 "Derek: So, what do we do now?
Brennan Huff: We could hug?
Derek: Yeah, you'd like that, you faggot!... I'm sorry, I'm new to this."

 "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will kick you repeatedly in the balls, Gardocki!"

 "You have the voice of an angel. Your voice is like a combination of Fergie and Jesus"

 "I have a belly full of white dog crap in me, and now you lay this shit on me?"

 "Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!"

" Shut your mouth. Sh-sh-shut your mouth."

 "You're not a doctor... you're a big, fat, curly-headed fuck!"

 "Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me. I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro. She takes one look at me and goes " Oh my god, I've had the old bull now I want the young calf" and she grabs me by the weiner."

 "I swear, I'm so pissed off at my mom. As soon as she's of age, I'm putting her in a home."

 "Brennan Huff: Hey Derek, you know what's good for shoulder pain?
Derek: What?
Brennan Huff: If you lick my butt hole." 

" You're waking the neighbors! Shut up!"

"Or I'm gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you can hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces shit!"

 "Are you fucking crazy, man? You sound insane. Do you realize that? You should be medicated."

"Brennan Huff: Mom, I honestly thought I was gonna be raped for a second. He had the craziest look in his eyes. And at one point he said, "Lets get it on."
Dale Doback: That was about the fighting. I am so not a raper!"