Wal*Mart.

So Corey and I went to Wal*Mart with my mom.
We do the usual running around and such.
We head back to the car put the groceries in.
When we start to get in the car, Corey finds three un-opened Durex condoms in the parking lot.
My  mom was like, "You two would be the only people to realize condoms in the parking-lot."
We open them in the back seat, a red one, and orange one, and a yellow one.
They smelt of cherries, oranges, and bananas.
Corey blows up the orange one and flys it out the window as we drive home down Highway 54.
I Put my hand in the other two.
After the fun messing with them we realized something.
Durex condoms hold together freakishly well, actually have taste, and are least vulnerable of any condom known so far (unless you shove your hand through it frantically.)
;D